I have lost 5 pounds!

Hello all,

Well, due to the "My Mouth Really Hurts Diet" I have lost 5 pounds. I am proud of this weight loss and think that everyone who eats too much should go on this diet. It will keep you from eating all of the stuff that you would rather be eating. Instead, I have eaten yogurt and banannas for most of the day. I'm sure that I'll win a prize for healthy eating.

-Andy